May
12
When everthing else fails, turn to humor. Even a small amount of humor can make an otherwise bad day look brighter. And at the request of my partner Anders, I’ve decided to make another post with these SEO jokes:
Q. What are SEOs good for?
A. They make used car salesmen look good.
Q. What is the definition of SEO SPAM?
A. Site Positioning Above Mine
-SEOs are safe from the threat of automation taking over their professions. No one would build a robot to do nothing.
-Two SEOs were walking along negotiating a case. “Look,” said one, “let’s be honest with each other.” “Okay, you first,” replied the other. End of discussion.
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As a little note, don’t just buy SEO from anyone, as some methods can get your site banned from Google, which you really DON’T want! Make sure you are dealing with white hat SEO’s, who don’t take shortcuts but make changes to your website and build links that have a long lasting effect positive effect.